How can historians possibly capture now accurately? Using the same methods of say the last 10 thousand years maybe? But so much of the current wisdom is all ones and zeros on the fucking cloud. OMG - my CD! Kidding. Not falling for the doomsday paid version.

The day started with ovations then came two affirmations. The first was when the creole-like gentleman bagging my selection said "too much" then laughed out loud when I slipped "I can't help myself". Then the disheveled guy behind me in line whose order consisted of a pint of store brand vodka and a bag of candy said "good answer" when I told the cashier to do whatever was easier to deal with the $100k bars that didn't get through to my bill. P ILT

Turns out the Not Your Father's ginger ale is the perfect partner to the Stoli. Add a little tenderness and that takes us to the winner of today's Jizzie Award - Today 3.4.16 (like John 3:16 except for the wordiness.)